Total Medals Earned: 431 (From 125 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,480 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (100/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
That's quite a busy reign
Medals Earned: 14/63 (70/355 points)
Won the Alien Hominid plush
Won the Barbarian Boss plush
Won the Cat Guard plush
Won the Edd plush
Won the Giraffey plush
Won the Hatty Hattington plush
Killed 50 people in Hominid Homicide
Won the Pipistrello plush
Won the Red Knight plush
Won the Scratchpaw plush
Won the Behemoth Chicken plush
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Won the Beefy Bear plush
Won the Beefy Villager plush
Won the Bitey Bat plush
Won the Chris Plushy
Won the Chutney plushy!
Won the Cyclops plush
Won the Hank plush
Killed 100 people in Hominid Homicide
Survived 5 Minutes!
Won the Leo Plush!
Killed 500 enemies in Madness Arena!
Unlock the Katana in Madness Arena!
Unlocked the RPG in Madness Arena
Unlocked the shotgun in Madness Arena
Survived for 10 minutes!
Unlocked the uzi in Madness Arena
Killed 100 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Killed 50 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Won the Matt plush
Won the Monkeyface plush
Won the Pazzo plush
Won the Pico plush
Won the Pbot plushy!
Won the Rammy plush
Won the Salad Fingers plush
Won the Satan plushy
Won the Tank Man plush
Won the Tom plush
Won the Tricky plush
Won the Yeti plush
Won the Zach plushy!
Got a score of at least 10 in the FnF minigame!
Unlocked the Minigun in Madness Arena!
Killed 200 zombies in Madness Zombie Survival!
Survived 5 Minutes
You won all of the plushies from the claw machine!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (25/50 points)
Looked into the Credits and Stats
Viewed one of the best threads
Clicked on a single category
Checked the winner for each category
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/275 points)
Finish tutorial
Unlock the Challenge Area
Complete all challenges
Eat every fly
Win in under 10:00
Win in under 5:00
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/360 points)
Begin the game.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/295 points)
What is this game anyway?
I guess you know what this game is.
You got the hang of this!
You REALLY got the hang of this!
Not afraid of the cross.
It's healthy to avoid red things.
Square, but definetly not fair.
I guess you made it fair.
Squeeze in there bud!
Tight, but comfy, and in your lane.
Line go pew, pew, pew.
You go woosh, woosh, woosh.
Few corners, many challenges.
Not few enough corners.
Your wish is my command.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/500 points)
How to open them
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/345 points)
Fulfill Mama's First and Simplest Request
Feed Mama some more.
Getting the hang of it.
More for Mama. She appreciates it.
Feed Mama 5 whole cells. Delicious!
It's not too overwhelming, is it?
Making Mama proud.
You're becoming the cell you were meant to be.
Truly, no cell can stand in your way.
Buy something from the shop
Kill 100 other cells just trying to live their little lives.
Kill 1000 other cells. They should probably stop trying to approach you.
Save up 500 cellular chunks.
Add an extra anchor to yourself.
Unlock your full anchor potential.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
You helped Gewb save his kid!
Eat 15 party bears in one level.